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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

He was always so darn indecisive. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith. Here lies Bob Smith.

George Upton...who burned the candle at both ends.

"He lived a little, not much, just a little."

Robert Manfred, 1932-2015. Finally I get the last word.

Punctuation Police

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Bonk!"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Dame Edna Sitwell

#NationalPoetryDay

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

Too Much SOY

Understudies

A Few Slightly Irreverent Epitaphs.

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Les Fleurs Du Mal

The Dark Side of the Moon.

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

I had better days. R.I.P.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'