Collecting Gravestone Epigraphs Mugs

Wouldn't stop picking at it.

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The last word.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Just a tad to the left."

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

Autograph from a gymnast