Graves Gifts

Brad Talbot - "Hey, I'm outta here."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Pet Cemetery.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The Goblin and the Sexton

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

A Late Bloomer.

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

Pet Cemetery.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"Will that be all, sir?"

Gravedigger

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

The goblin and the sexton

Get Off My Lawn

Oakland cemetery: moved!

Grave Digger Sackings.

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

Tomb of the Unknown Sculptor.