Graveyards Gifts

Gravestones.

Sign in a cemetery saying "Coming soon on this site - Oliver N. Dale 1884-?"

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The ironic tomb of the unknown bonehead.

"Poor Reggie, he never did see eye to eye with the Stonemason."

"She requested a twilight service because she wasn't a mourning person."

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Get Off My Lawn

Melvin K. Smith: Born, Dec. 14, 1940. The other shoe finally dropped, March 2, 2012.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'

More and more people around the world are asking to be buried WITH their mobile phones, in case of a premature burial...

I guess we'll never know what his name was. B _ _ _ r_ _ _ s _ _ k _ _ n.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...