Grave Robber Gifts

'I managed to dig up some laborers for you.'

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Pet Cemetery.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'McWit never could build anything level.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

A Late Bloomer.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Pet Cemetery.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Lucky to be born.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"Will that be all, sir?"

Gravedigger

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'