Grave Hunter Gifts

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Channelling on the Cheap

Pet Cemetery.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ghost puddle

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Ventriloquist Grave

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Moon Cave

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Ghosts and a dog.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

''Tough crowd in tonight!''