Graveyard Golfer Gifts

Eternal Rest Cemetery and Golf Course.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'He never listened to his mother!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Lucky to be born.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Burke and Hare and Hare

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."