Gallstone Specialist Gifts

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Swimming Prankster

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Will you be mine?

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Dark money donor

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

The last word.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

Look Up.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Ms. Pembrook, we really don't require you to put your nose to the grindstone ALL the time.'