Gallstone Specialist Gifts

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Swimming Prankster

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Will you be mine?

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Dark money donor

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

The last word.

Swimming Champion.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'Ms. Pembrook, we really don't require you to put your nose to the grindstone ALL the time.'

Look Up.