Gallbladder Guru Gifts

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Please don't kill me."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Tree Pose To Support

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'You're looking well.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"I'm addicted to water."

Card: Get Human Soon!

Cleaning the Horse

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Yoga

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"Now tell me your legal problem very slowly, with every detail, no matter how irrelevant. Feel free to digress, babble and, especially, backtrack."