Gall Bladder Fanatic Gifts

Gall Stones.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Useless add-ons.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'He lived and died for golf.'

Space Pioneer

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Man in Bath

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'