Gall Bladder Fanatic Pillows

Gall Stones.

Useless add-ons.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Space Pioneer

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Worst stand trap ever!'

Man in Bath

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'