Hd Fanatic Pillows

Man sees warts, hairs and wrinkles in 'high definition' mirror

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Giant slug attacks a city

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Cinemuck

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.