Hd Fanatic Prints

Man sees warts, hairs and wrinkles in 'high definition' mirror

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

Giant slug attacks a city

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Which part are you reading for?"

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Hollywood producer.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Starvation Watching

Cinemuck

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."