Gall Bladder Guru Gifts

'I was all right till I read, 'Your Gall Bladder and You.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Please don't kill me."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lazy plumber.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'You're looking well.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Card: Get Human Soon!

"I'm addicted to water."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"He shows enormous potential."

"Now tell me your legal problem very slowly, with every detail, no matter how irrelevant. Feel free to digress, babble and, especially, backtrack."

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?