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'I was all right till I read, 'Your Gall Bladder and You.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Please don't kill me."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Lazy plumber.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'You're looking well.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"I'm addicted to water."

Card: Get Human Soon!

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"Now tell me your legal problem very slowly, with every detail, no matter how irrelevant. Feel free to digress, babble and, especially, backtrack."

"He shows enormous potential."

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.