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"Race you to the spleen!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Ventriloquist Grave

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Pranking Zombies

Yonder

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."