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"Race you to the spleen!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Yonder

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."