Gallant Gunslinger T-Shirts

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Deliboys

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Santa's family holding firearms

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP