Gallant Gunslinger Pillows

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Deliboys

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Wild West Text Showdown

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Santa's family holding firearms

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."