Gallant Gun Handler Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

A child and his dog

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Race you to the spleen!"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Going shooting

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

Judge banging down gavel on mouse by mistake.

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

They decided to settle out of court.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Cowboy.

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.