Wolf Handler Pillows

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Humans are strange."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"He did it!"

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

A child and his dog

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

It

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'