"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."
Wolf Handler Mugs
Start their day with a smile! Our wolf handler mugs feature witty and charming designs that celebrate their unique bond with these majestic animals—perfect for coffee or tea breaks.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
E-Baying @ The Moon
'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'
Pushy Dog
'The word bath is mentioned.'
"Humans are strange."
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'
'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'
You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.
"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."
"He did it!"
"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"
"There you go with that typical police mentality."
A child and his dog
'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'
"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog
'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?
"He has great communication skills."
I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.
'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'
"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"
"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."
'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'
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Wolf Watching the Sunset
Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.
A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm
'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'
Wolf Handler Mugs Collection
Wolf Handler Pillows
Make their living space cozy with our wolf-themed pillows—ideal for animal lovers who want a little wilderness at home.
Wolf Handler Prints
Bring the wild into their decor with our beautiful wolf-related prints—an ideal gift for wolf enthusiasts and handlers alike.
Wolf Handler T-Shirts
Find the perfect wolf handler t-shirt to showcase their passion and sense of fun, whether working with wolves or just dreaming of the wilderness.