Gallant Gentleman Pillows

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"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Absolutely not!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

The Club

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Race you to the spleen!"

Colonel Bagshot.

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

Spouses

'Cologne sir?'

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Gentlemen

Do you know what girls want?

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Gentlemen's graffiti: 'Your Mother is merely an adequate cook.'

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

Gentlemen's club

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

Urbane Guerillas

Truth is Great.

Map of the modern man.

Father's Day 1970 vs Fathers Day Now

'I became more sensitive to her needs, gave her room to grow, and even learned how to cry, and now she says I'm a wimp.'

"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."