Gallant Patient T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that honors the courageous spirit of a gallant patient—comfortable, witty, and inspiring, making every day a little brighter during recovery.

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'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Been waiting long?'

'Been waiting long?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

As camp as Christmas!

As camp as Christmas!

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"This is the patient, doctor..."

"This is the patient, doctor..."

"Order! Order!"

"Order! Order!"

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

"I think this globe depicts a warmer climate change."

"I think this globe depicts a warmer climate change."

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

'Okee-dokey... Let's just see how your diagnosis and treatment plan compare to what webMD.com has to say...'

'Okee-dokey... Let's just see how your diagnosis and treatment plan compare to what webMD.com has to say...'

"Just ignore me. I think I dropped one of my tools."

"Just ignore me. I think I dropped one of my tools."

I don't like the way you carry yourself. I don't like the way you carry your gavel. But at least when I act like an idiot nobody gets a concussion.

I don't like the way you carry yourself. I don't like the way you carry your gavel. But at least when I act like an idiot nobody gets a concussion.

"That will be my wife, I recognise the ring tone!"

"That will be my wife, I recognise the ring tone!"

"And where exactly is 'Tooth Fairy U'?"

"And where exactly is 'Tooth Fairy U'?"

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Been waiting long?'

Gallant Patient T-Shirts Collection

Gallant Patient Mugs

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Gallant Patient Prints

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