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"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

Save our Planet.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'