Globe Gallivanter Gifts

"I think this globe depicts a warmer climate change."

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

World Tour.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

The Lost World: You are Here

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Save our Planet.