Forest Gallivanter Gifts

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Deforestation.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Smokey The Tree"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I love this time of day."

Just Stop Boil

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Evolution.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Toys and environmental pollution

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...