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"He lives in a little world of his own."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

A divided world.

OM, SWEET OM

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Turtle Home

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Life on cloud 8

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Beach

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A Bubble of Countryside.

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Computer Gamers.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

The Globe

"They let me keep my cubicle."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.