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"He lives in a little world of his own."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

OM, SWEET OM

A divided world.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Turtle Home

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Life on cloud 8

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Beach

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Computer Gamers.

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

The Globe

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.