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Life on cloud 8

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

'Uggh, is that the time? I've gotta be everywhere in 20 minutes.'

"Medicare wants its hip back."

"Attention new arrivals. We are experiencing some supply chain issues but I assure you these are only temporary."

"You can spot the new guys a mile off."

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'I don't mind being here. I was due at the Revenue's Enquiry Branch tomorrow.'

'Finally, I can smoke three packs a day without thinking about my health!'

"I never thought we would be affected by rising sea levels."

"Now remember it was a car crash, don't mention we fell off a cliff taking a selfie."

"That's how you get better WiFi."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

City Boy.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'How about a game of cards?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Opening the Barrel

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"