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....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Postcards from Heaven...

Mammoth Posing

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Clouds

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'