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'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The discovery of asparagus.

'How about a game of cards?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Medieval headlines.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"