Gallant Patient Gifts

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Been waiting long?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

As camp as Christmas!

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

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'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"This is the patient, doctor..."

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

"And where exactly is 'Tooth Fairy U'?"

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

"That will be my wife, I recognise the ring tone!"

'Been waiting long?'

"Are you sure that's a good drug?"