Water Therapy Guru Gifts

"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"I'm addicted to water."

"FISH ON"

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Prescriptions and Side-effects consultant.

The synchronized shower event.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"A wonderfully powerful and insightful gift shop!"

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

Two men trout fishing

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Office of Outdoor Education

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

A man in a bath

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

'He's never needed a stuntman.'

"You try it first, if it taste good I will eat the next one."

Hygiene & Water

'If you survive these, there's a chance you'll get better.'

'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.'

Fish Purgatory.

"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"

'Call the race coordinator! They're not going for the tap water!'