Heat Adventurer Gifts

"I don't mind the heat so much, or even the thirst, it's just that I feel like such a cliche!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Hells Snack Shack.

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Segregated Beach

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Habanero ..."

"That's the deep end."

"That's my boy!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Cruise.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'No surf?'

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."