Heat Adventurer Gifts

"I don't mind the heat so much, or even the thirst, it's just that I feel like such a cliche!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Fish hunting for men.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Segregated Beach

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Habanero ..."

Cruise.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"That's the deep end."

"That's my boy!"

'No surf?'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.