Heat Adventurers Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Fish hunting for men.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Segregated Beach

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'No surf?'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Cruise.

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"That's the deep end."

"Habanero ..."

"That's my boy!"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Yay! School is done!!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"