Heat Adventurers Mugs

Whatever you do, do NOT go in the sauna. Other side up … crowave … opcorn. (Originally published on 2007-10-01).

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Fish hunting for men.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Segregated Beach

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"That's the deep end."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Cruise.

'No surf?'

"That's my boy!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Habanero ..."

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"