Cemetery Caretaker Prints

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Larry! Larry! Can you hear me?'

R. Syms - Expiration Date Dec. 20, 2007.

Do Not Disturb!

Here Lies John Doe

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Foster failure

"I had to skip my workout."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake