Cemetery Manager Prints

No Dancing

'That's stiff competition'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Joint Ventures!

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

A Late Bloomer.

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

Gravedigger

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'We've been invited to a black tie do - your mother has died, dear.'

Caliban Park

He was always so sweaty.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

He Watched Sports

Here Lies John Doe

'Someday, someone else will mow this lawn.'

Doorman with Angel Wings

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Roadkill Cemetery