Pet Memorial Gifts

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

Dog Heaven

"He was a very good boy."

Wall of Dogs

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Police Feline Unit

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'