In Memory Of A Pet Gifts

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Dog Heaven

Pet Cemetery.

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."