In Memory Of A Pet Gifts

I know they told me not to bark

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

Dog Thoughts

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Dog Heaven

Hey barkeep, double hot chocolate, double whipped cream. Sure. Everything okay? It's our family cat. Her body stopped working. I don't understand. Her body stopped working? She died. But my parents are afraid to use that word with me so they keep coming up with the strangest explanations. At one point, they told me she went to Wichita and wasn't coming back. I'm lost. Isn't airport travel terrible these days?

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."