Pet Obituary Writer Gifts

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"He was a very good boy."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"It's the dog."

I know they told me not to bark

'Good book?'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

K9 Litterati.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Dog Heaven

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Pet Cemetery.

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'I like it.'

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.'

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'

Dearly departed pet fish.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Woman looks at nine graves reading 'Mr Tibbles', saying: 'I loved that cat.'

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."