Mourning A Pet Gifts

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

A worker mourning the loss of his pet dog

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Dog Heaven

Pet Cemetery.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."