Mourning A Pet Gifts

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

A worker mourning the loss of his pet dog

Goldfish Cemetery.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

I know they told me not to bark

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"Estate sale"

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Dog Thoughts

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Dog Heaven

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."