Dealing With Pet Loss Gifts

'They were so upset when the goldfish died, I had to get them another pet.'

"He was a very good boy."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

I know they told me not to bark

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'