Death Of A Pet Gifts

-'I hear knocking.' -'Well it is about lunch time.'

"Hey Jerry! How's that pet snake of yours?" (Man carrying long, thin coffin).

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Dog Statue

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'