Death Of A Pet Pillows

-'I hear knocking.' -'Well it is about lunch time.'

"Hey Jerry! How's that pet snake of yours?" (Man carrying long, thin coffin).

"He was a very good boy."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

I know they told me not to bark

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Dog Statue

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'