Pet Loss Gifts

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Better to have loved and lost...

Angel fish

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

"Are you OK, you look a bit flushed."

Dog Statue

"That's okay, Ruth, don't get up. It's for Fifi."

'How about that! I can finally reach that spot on my back!'

'Puss in Box'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, bowl to bowl."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'We vowed to stay together until death did us part, Gregory, and the goldfish just died.'

"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"

"Sorry to hear your hamster died, Johnnie. But why are your digging such a big hole?"

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Haute Suture

'He loved that dog.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

"I know. I miss him, too."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...