Loss Of Pet Gifts

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."

Dog Heaven

It's so quiet here now that the goldfish is gone.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

SPOT BELOVED COMPANION 2004-2010, 'I told you not to let him eat your homework!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

Very Difficult Conversations

Haute Suture

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

I know they told me not to bark

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."