Loss Of Pet Prints

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."

Dog Heaven

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

SPOT BELOVED COMPANION 2004-2010, 'I told you not to let him eat your homework!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

Haute Suture

Very Difficult Conversations

'He loved that dog.'

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Blues artis's daily list

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Dog Statue

Grumpy Hamster

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."