Lost Pet Prints

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

"He was a very good boy."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Haute Suture

Very Difficult Conversations

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

Lost Property - Missing Head

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

I know they told me not to bark

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Dog Statue