Coping With Pet Loss Gifts

"Goldie left to live upstate on a fish farm."

"He was a very good boy."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Very Difficult Conversations

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Blues artis's daily list

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

I know they told me not to bark

"I found your cat."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Estate sale"

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."