Coping With Pet Loss Pillows

"Goldie left to live upstate on a fish farm."

"He was a very good boy."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Very Difficult Conversations

'He loved that dog.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Blues artis's daily list

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"I found your cat."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."